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Best candy in the world!

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Butterbeer was LIFE CHANGING 

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This place is the greatest!

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Boooooooooom! #triumphantreturn

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So join the party
Where dreams really do come true!

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So let’s get started,
So much to do!

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You’re all invited to come and join the fun!

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Join the party, a castle party!

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It was like it was saying “welcome home”

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Stay. The Fuck.  Out of my park.

And I get it.  It has to be easier for you to be a scum sucking bottom feeder kiss ass while being in Magic Kingdom.

But it’s mine.  

And stay the fuck out.